Unexpected Postpartum Surprise

So, picture this: I'm on the postpartum unit, right?

I've seen babies born and all the miraculous things that come with it, but what popped

out this day was next-level unexpected. I'm checking a new mom's fundal height, ensuring her uterus

is doing its post-baby thang, and boom! This neon green something-or-other

decides to play peek-a-boo from between her lady lips. Every push on her

belly, and there it was, like Boop! Boop! Boop!

In shock, I'm like, what on earth could that be? Then it hit me—this

woman had a MASSIVE piercing through her flitterus. Yes, you heard me right!