Walks Are Hush Money (duplicated)

Bro, I just realized why humans actually take us on walks. My roommate said

it's for exercise. Wrong. It's so we don't snitch that they poop inside the

house. Think about it. They drag us outside twice a day, rain or shine,

just so we do our business out there. Meanwhile, they got a whole porcelain throne

in the bathroom. We see everything. The midnight trips. The after coffee emergencies.

The phone scrolling sessions. They act all proud when we go outside, giving treats and

praise. But the second we have an accident indoors, it's World War Three.

Double standards, bro. They're literally bribing us with kibble to keep quiet