Which American are you VIVEK?!?

Vivek is like, "I'm a proud American conservative," and MAGA is like, "Okay,

but what kind of American?" You know, the pause, the squint,

the follow-up question that isn't a question. Because with MAGA, citizenship isn't paperwork,

it's vibes. And Vivek keeps trying to pass the vibe check by doing the most aggressively

patriotic things possible. "I love the Constitution." MAGA: Which one? "The US Constitution."

Hmm, name three amendments, but only the ones we like. He's out here reciting

the Founding Fathers like scripture. "James Madison." MAGA: Was he woke? "No,

he owned slaves." All right, continue.