Whimsical Adventures in a Minecraft World

Did you know that when cows jump the chicken and the block of dirt whispers secrets about the

universe, the creepers actually start flossing in the Nether? Yeah,

and if a pig wears sunglasses while holding a carrot, it can actually open a portal to

your grandma’s kitchen—but only if the sun is made of spaghetti. Meanwhile, Steve tried to mine

diamonds with a fish, but the diamonds were actually tiny llamas doing the

cha-cha, and the Enderman was selling them hot chocolate. Also,

if you place a torch on a watermelon, it starts singing Taylor Swift in binary,

and the skeletons form a boy band called “Bone Zone.” Oh, and don’t even get