Why I Sleep Next To A Knife

But something that's very, very, very important is that,

obviously you need the stuff that you need by your bed. So I have, um,

I have this, this knife that has knuckle busters. Now, you're probably

wondering, why do I have this by my bed? It's because, uh,

like three months ago, someone broke into my apartment. Well,

they didn't break in. I left the door open, and then at 3:00

AM some brother just wandered in, and that freaked me out. So I have those,

and then I have this torch. This torch is like 500,000 lumens. So if he comes in