Your Microscopic Odds of Marrying Royalty

Ever wonder what the odds are of you marrying into a royal family? Short answer: absolutely

fucking microscopic. First problem: supply. There are only a few royal families left on Earth,

and even fewer actual princes or princesses who are single, age-appropriate, and not already

promised, protected, or politely unavailable. That dating pool is smaller than

your bank account. Second problem: access. Royals don’t meet people in comment

sections, at random bars, or through “mutual vibes.” They meet other elites at

private events with security, etiquette rules, and last names that sound like castles.

You panic ordering at Starbucks. Third problem: standards. Royal families expect grace,