Siyar: The Exhausting Kurdish Deluxe

Why Siyar is exhausting (on fun level): • Because he always wants to be right – even when he sleeps.

• Because he never knows what he wants, but must have it immediately. • Because his Wi-Fi

responds faster than he does. Why Siyar might be a "Kurdish Deluxe": • Because he even

discusses with the kebab whether it is more Kurdish with or without onions.

• Because his playlist covers everything from Azad to Govend – in one song. • Because even in

a suit he looks like he's at a wedding in Diyarbakır. Why Siyar might be "fat" (only if

you get along well!): • Because he thinks “diet” is an app. • Because he says he goes to the gym

- but only because of the kebab stand next to it. • Because he counts his steps in calories,