A Bearded Man's Razor Crisis

What's a crazy story you've been wanting to tell but there's never been a thread specific enough

for it? When I worked at the Salvation Army, we had a regular called Teresa,

a bearded man who wore pink tutus and would come in every day to see if we have barbie

dolls. One day, he came in very anxiously and asked for a razor.

I told him we didn't have one and he started twitching and saying, "I need a razor.

Stop hiding them. Just give me a razor." But with more cursing. When I tried to direct him to another

store, he exploded and yelled, "I have a disease growing on my face!

I am a woman! This beard is a disease on my face! You don't understand! You don't have a