Better Man

Oi, Nigel, did you know Americans have no idea who Robbie Williams

is? Hey, what? What uncultured swine they is.

Well, no, but I got this plan, right? I got this plan,

right? I'm gonna make a movie about Robbie Williams where he's a monkey.

That's the only way to get these dumb Americans' attention. You gotta use a

chimp, eh? Uh, I know a few chimps that might be interested

in the part of Robbie Williams. Good! We'll go on down to Piccadilly Circus

and start auditioning some monkeys. Once we bring some culture to America, they'll start voting