Butt Scoot Express

They call it pulling the safety rope. A guard flop dream with a

twist of hope. Butt scoot shuffle on the mat we slide. Gravity's pulling

and I'm along for the ride. Tactical surrender sounds so sweet when you're playing

chess with your feet. Sit and pray the world's a mess.

Welcome aboard the butt scoot express. Strategic moves or cowardice, who cares?

When you win like this. Da da da da da da da da.

Talent conservation in full effect. Take down avoidance with zero regret. A tactical dance

some don't understand. But down here, I'm the king of the sand. Gravity assisted like