Curbside Sovereignty Turns Felony

Buying a house does not give you feudal rights over the public street in front of it.

This woman suffered from a delusion called curbside sovereignty, believing she owned

the asphalt. Instead of dealing with legal parking, she keyed her neighbor's car under the cover

of darkness, turning a petty dispute into a felony. Her husband tried to save her by offering

to write a check, but all he really did was hand the police a signed confession.

The moment the handcuffs clicked, she switched from screaming insults to faking a medical

emergency. She learned the hard way that while you own your home, the road belongs

to everyone.