Dark Humor and Surprising Encounters

Hi. Would you like some headphones? Absolutely. But how did you

know my name was Phones? This looks good. I wonder what they’re cooking in it.

Come here, motherfucker. Grandpa, what’s dark humor? You see that guy

over there with no arms? Go tell him to clap. But grandpa, I’m blind.

Exactly. Hello? This is the IRS calling. Just like your brother.

Nice job, son. So how did you meet your husband? I went up to him

and said, you know the difference between me and a mosquito? A mosquito stops

sucking when you slap it. Why was Mr. Curry in a hurry today? You racing to your