I Broke Up After a Fart

I broke up with her after she farted in my face while I was "down under". I was dating a single

mom and had been together for about 1.5 years. I got really along really well with

her son too. We'd bond over baseball and he almost felt like a son to me. But one night,

I went down on her and just as she was getting off, she let one rip. Right in my face.

It was loud and I could almost taste it. Furthermore the blanket and the

legs held me in for a minute and kind of amplified the misery. I had never been

that close to an ass while it was farting and it kinda ruined me. But we laughed it

off and I casually drifted back up pretending not to care. I didn't immediately