Jan's Epic Tree Adventure

so jan right. man woke up with like 2 braincells left in the tank, thought he was a

squirrel or smth. climbs on top of this tree like it’s the olympics. no rope.

no helmet. just pure raw tree energy. then he pulls out a SAW.

not a chainsaw. not even a normal one. this thing looks like it came from

a garage sale in 1993. he stares at this one random branch, like yeah this stick

boutta change my life. so he starts sawing. skrtt skrtt skrtt. branch wobbling.

birds watching like .bro u good??? jan just sweating, grinning, sawing like his

whole future depends on this twig. problem: jan sitting ON the branch. sawing OFF the branch.