Just Ask Her to Be Your Girlfriend

Like, bro, can we stop pretending it's some impossible side quest?

Asking a girl to be your girlfriend is not that deep. Guys act like they're diffusing a bomb

or negotiating world peace when really you just have to open your mouth and be honest for

once. The way some dudes talk about it, you'd think saying, "Do you wanna be

my girlfriend?" summons a dragon or something. And I get it, rejection sucks.

But being delusional for six months is worse. Y'all will text a girl every day,

flirt non-stop, call her every night, meet her family, buy her food. Basically do everything

except make it official then complain she doesn't know what you are. Bro,