Krampus vs. Trailer Park Justice

Welllll, usually Santa shows up in a pickup sleigh. But this time,

something meaner came our way. It was Christmas Eve down by the creek.

The lights were blinkin', the beer was cheap. We heard a

growl by the old haystack and Grandma yelled, "Y'all, Krampus is back."

He had horns like a bull and I was already scarin' Cousin Ricky clean out

of the shed. But we don't spook, we don't run away.

We grabbed them shotguns and we start to pray. When Krampus came to the trailer

park, we lit him up like a Walmart spark. Threw moonshine bombs