Minecraft Parkour Broke Me Again

Minecraft parkour is basically a betrayal simulator designed to destroy your sanity.

I spawned in feeling fresh, nailing the first two jumps like a total pro.

Then the third block definitely moved on its own and sent me straight into the lava.

I respawned, sweat dripping, screaming at my keyboard while the blocks literally

laughed at me. Then a creeper showed up just to blow up my progress. Finally,

I hit that slime block bounce and stuck the landing. I have an empty inventory and zero

dignity left, but I won. The worst part is I know I will be back to conquer

another map tomorrow.