Mom's Selective Hearing Explained

Bro, why do moms call your name and then just not respond? Like,

I'll just be chilling in my room minding my own business and suddenly I hear my mom scream my

name. So I instantly jump out of my bed and yell back, "What?"

And all I can hear is dead silence, not a single sound. So now I'm just standing there like,

am I tweaking? Did she get kidnapped mid-sentence? So I sprint out of my room trying

to figure out where my mom is and I turn the corner and she's just sitting there scrolling

Facebook acting like nothing happened. So I go, "Mom, did you call me?"

And she doesn't even look up at me. So I try raising my voice like,