Royal Drama: A Son's Madness

It is I your favorite royal, King Claudius. Yesterday I was chilling in my royal

hall, when suddenly, my depressed, "less than man" son enters,

(ruining the wonderful moment with my new wife) and compleatly ruining the vibe. He can't stop talking

about his dead dad, so what my dad died too. anyways he won't call me dad even

though I married his mother *sigh*. So I sent him away for the moment, and as soon as he

was gone I grabbed the nearest ale. Today in the middle of my ravishing moment with the

love of my life, the Queen, he comes in mad af and decides that hes totally insane

now, like no sanity, no I'm just sad, no, he's full blown