Old Mother Hubbard and Her Wonderful Dog

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to give the poor dog a

bone. When she came there, the cupboard was bare

and so the poor dog had none. She went to the baker's to

buy him some bread. When she came back, the dog was

dead. She went to the undertaker's to buy him a coffin.

When she came back, the dog was laughing! She took a

clean dish to get him some tripe. When she came back,

he was smoking his pipe. She went to the alehouse to get him some