Peter and Stewie on Campus Security

# Peter and Stewie Griffin Discuss the Brown University Shooting ---

**Peter:** Hey Lois, did you see this thing on the news about Brown University? Two people dead,

nine injured. Jeez, that's terrible. **Stewie:** Yes, yes,

quite the tragedy, fat man. Though I must say, their security response time was rather

pathetic. What took them so long to apprehend the suspect? **Peter:** I dunno,

Stewie. Says here they caught some guy in his twenties. Had him locked down

by morning. **Stewie:** Morning? MORNING?! Good God, what were they doing

all night, stopping for donuts? If I were running campus security, I'd have had surveillance