Rapid-Fire Dad Jokes Dialogue

Person A: You know what you call a funny group of cows? Person B: What? Person A: A moo-ving

comedy show. Person B: laughs Okay, okay—stop. Person A: What does

a baby say when he’s ready to leave? Person B: What? Person A: “Let’s go!”

Person A: Why are skeletons so calm? Person B: Why? Person A: Because nothing gets under

their skin. Person A: Why do rappers like sidewalks? Person B: Why? Person A: To keep

them off the streets. Person A: What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?

Person B: I don’t know. Person A: Juan on Juan. Person A: Have you

ever used a dry erase board? Person B: What? Person A: They’re remarkable.