Room for Improvement

“Every night my house changes its layout… like it’s alive.” One night,

I woke up in the kitchen— even though I went to sleep in my bedroom. The next morning,

the bathroom door was where the closet used to be. I thought I was sleepwalking… until

I set up cameras. At 3:15AM, the house shifted. Walls stretched. Doors slid.

Furniture moved silently on its own. Like a giant Rubik’s cube.

At the end of the footage, a message appeared on my TV: “Please stay still

during adjustments.” The next night, every door led to the same room. A blank white cube.

On the wall were the words: “Room for improvement.” I slept outside after that.