Steak Splatter Surprise

1. Steak Through the Window: Dinner Disaster Teaser: He tried to avoid eating

his raw steak by flinging it out the window… only to discover the window was closed,

splattering the bloody slab on the glass in front of his boss . Scene: Quiet dinner

at his girlfriend’s boss’s house, undercooked steak arrives. Plan: He nervously

tosses the steak out “through the center of the open window.” Twist: The window

was actually shut – the steak slams against the clean pane and oozes blood everywhere .

Aftermath: His boss sees the bloody steak on the sill, he sheepishly admits the throw was a

mistake and ends up eating the rest in shame. (Wife later texted: “you moron” and