Stop Feeding the Vampire

Finally, I've cracked it. Money in the bank. Ah, splendid.

Time for my bite-sized share. Calling that a share is generous. More like vital

organs. And now begins the eternal wait. “Processing,” it says—guess I'll

waste away here. You look drained. Financially. This leech is feasting on my grind.

Ah, a revenue bloodsucker. Time for a remedy. Tpylo combines tips, memberships,

and digital products seamlessly. And you keep 95%. How ever will you endure without…

fees? You’ll adapt. Find a job. Wow. That was… instant.

Quick payouts seem odd… only if you’re used to agony. Nope. Bad.