The Beauty of Being Human

You ever realize that being human is kinda weird? We spend a third of our lives unconscious

— just... lying there, hoping our brains don’t invent a nightmare. We drink bean juice

every morning just to feel alive, and then complain that we can’t sleep at night.

We invented chairs, then spent centuries trying to fix our backs because of them.

We capture little moments on glass rectangles — so later, when we’re old,

we can remember that time we were young… and staring at glass rectangles. We’re all just slightly

evolved apes pretending to understand taxes, falling in love with sounds we call “songs,” and feeling

sad over stories about people who don’t even exist. It’s kinda beautiful, though.