The Magic Pet Show

Alex: I just bought a dog that can do magic tricks. Sam: Really? What kind of magic?

Alex: Well… I tell him to “sit,” and he disappears. Sam: …Wait, what?

You lost your dog? Alex: No, no, he comes back when I say “fetch.”

Sam: So, you’re telling me you trained a dog to… vanish? That’s impressive.

Alex: Yeah, but it only works when the neighbor’s cat is around. Sam: Why?

Alex: Because the cat is my dog’s assistant. They have a… purr-forming act.

Sam: groans That’s ridiculous. Alex: Ridiculous? Yesterday he pulled a rabbit out of

my hat. Sam: Wait, what?! You have a rabbit now too?!