The Struggle to Sell My Cursed Soul

Selling my soul was supposed to be easy, a simple diabolical transaction,

a crossroads deal for eternal power. You always hear the stories, especially from

people on the internet, about singers, actors, and moguls who make these deals with

demons, angels, witches, and sorcerers. But I'm here to

tell you that the internet is full of propagandistic garbage. I've been trying

to sell my soul since I turned 18. I'm 23 now, and no one, not a single supernatural

entity, wants to buy it. I don't even want fame or notoriety. I don't need to

be richer. I have a nice paying job and live pretty well. My craft is just