“Why Adulting Should Come With Patch Notes”

Alright, so I think we can all agree — adulting is basically a DLC

nobody asked for. No tutorial, no save points, just random boss fights called bills

and taxes. First of all, who coded the 9-to-5 feature? Like,

you expect me to be productive every day from the same hours? That’s not a

routine — that’s a respawn timer. And don’t even start with grocery shopping.

I walk in for milk... ...and next thing I know, I’m halfway through

my weekly paycheck... ...and somehow still forgot the milk. Then there’s dating. It used to

be simple. Now it’s like a turn-based RPG with dialogue options... ...that all lead