Why Spider-Man Doesn't Fit Magic: The Gathering

Here are my top four cards for the 99 from the Spider-Man... Okay, I can't do this.

Um, I really don't wanna sound like a crotchety old man going into this,

but here we go. Here are the top two reasons why I think Spider-Man does not belong

in Magic: The Gathering. Number one is, is kind of obvious, and that is Magic: The Gathering is

a high fantasy TCG with wizards, and dragons, and far off planes, and whatever this

thing is. And Spider-Man is, it's New York City, and it's taxicabs, and pigeons,

and hot dogs. It's just so far away from the core of the game, you know?

It just feels wrong, like- Santa Claus taking a shower. ... Magic can sort of