Wizard Swagger, Alan Reality

Wizard or Alan from the Hangover? While you may feel like a superpowered wizard with your

magicians bag and swagger, you really look like Alan from the Hangover films.

Magicians have hyper inflated egos, mainly from working with too much Solar energy,

and combined with questionable lifestyle choices are the reason why they are the punch line

in modern jokes. Oddly, actual magicians, not the cosplaying dorks weaing a cloak

on the NYC subway, are creatures of both myth and terror. The three wise men visiting the Christ

child in Jerusalem would have needed to traverse hundreds of kilometers through poorly controlled

territory populated by murdering bandits to get there. Kindly ninety year old geriatrics don't