Your Month’s Italian Brain Rot

Your month is your Italian brain rot. Let's go. If you were born in January,

your brain rot is If in February. If in March. Don't forget to write your month

and brain rot in the comments. If in April. If in May. If in June,

If in July, If in August, Capu capu cappuccino a saccino. If in September.

Bum bum bini guzzini. If in October. Chimpanzini bannanini. Wa wa wa. If in November.

Lyra kurva bobber. Bobrelli bannaneli. If in December.