Paul's Chaotic Fixes

The world is falling apart. Paul cracks his knuckles like it's DIY Armageddon.

He whispers, "Bruv, let me cook." Everyone else immediately regrets existing.

Paul sees global tension. Man grabs duct tape and a hammer.

Ooh, talking about simple fix, fam. Like he ain't

the city's biggest walking hazard. Reads one article and suddenly thinks he's chancellor of

reality. Drafting bills with Craig on budget set to cure fatalities.

Starts a cleanup plan by deleting random street signs. Claims he's improving traffic while 3

towns crash at the same time. Whoa! He reboots society by flipping breakers